ASSASSIN NATION #4
In this issue, all our surviving hitmen-turned-bodyguards have to do is storm the tower fortress of a rival crime syndicate, defeat their literal army of sword-wielding maniac teenagers, and kill their leader. Wait. Was that an army of sword-wielding maniacs? Yikes.
UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL #45
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! • The historic team-up of Ratatoskr - Asgardian chaos squirrel god - and Squirrel Girl - Midgardian squirrel, uh, girl - has not gone well! • Well, that's not technically true: it's gone well for Ratatoskr, who now has a human identity to play with...but this team-up hasn't technically saved anyone yet. • And now it probably never will! Squirrel Girl realizes that Ratatoskr isn't playing by the rules, and they split up! • But can one girl save all of North America? And does one Asgardian chaos squirrel god have machinations going on beneath the surface? • Answers to these questions, plus fights, plus friendship, plus Frost Giants, PLUS some public domain poetry all await you! THERE IS NO MORE ALLURING A SENTENCE THAN THE ONE WE JUST TYPED. WE CHECKED, THIS IS IT! Rated T